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About Me

Interests: books, science, religions, videogames, gothic metal, classical music, hip-hop culture, history, soccer, martial arts, computers,programming and Monica Bellucci...

Favorite movies: The lord of the rings, the godfather, the passion of the Christ, The gods must be crazy, Malena.

Favorite TV shows: I don´t watch tv...only when there is a soccer game.

My hero(es): Jesus, Napoleon, Juana de Arco, Solid Snake (Metal Gear), Link (zelda) and ....Monica Bellucci too jejeje

My favorite singer is: Lacrimosa (Anne Nurmi), Laura Pausini, Julieta Venegas, The ting tings, Rammstein and.... Alizee!!!

My favorite song: Cruxifixio (Lacrimosa).

My favorite teams: AC Milan (ITA), Manchester United(ENG) and Chivas (MEX!!)

My favorite actress: I have eyes only for Monica Bellucci.

If I could live anywhere, it would be: Italy!!!! , Germany, France or Ivory Coast (Africa)

Celebrities I would like to know: 1.- Monica Bellucci
2.-Stephen Hawking
3.- Sergei Brinn, Larry Page (Google creators)
4.- Alizee
5.- Laura Pausini

If I could travel to the past I would like to know to: Napoleón, Jesus, Einstein, Charlemagne, Budha, Hitler, Platón, Nietzsche and Bruce Lee.

My ideal woman:
Obviously... Monica Bellucci

Others Beautiful celebrities (for me): Alizee, Kate Winslet,Chenoa, Kerry Marie, Maite Perroni, Laura Pausini, Amaia Montero, Anne Nurmi, Crystal Renn, Beyonce, Mariah Carey, Julieta Venegas, Salma Hayek, Paty Navidad, Chloe Vevrier....

What else you should know about me: I´m crazy for Monica Bellucci.....

http://groups.google.com.mx/group/monica-bellucci-world?hl=es

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3 years, 7 months ago

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4 years, 2 months ago

Diddy40

Hallo mein Freund , ich wünsche Dir ein Klasse Mittwoch

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Gruss Diddy