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The Weihnachts-Poem [Beachtet die Beschreibung ;-) ]

The Weihnachtspoem. Ein denglishes Weihnachtsgedicht. :D Frohe Feiertage! When the last Kalender-Sheets Flattern through the Winter-streets An Decemberwind is blowing Then is everybody knowing That it is not allzuweit: She does come, the Weihnachtszeit. All the Menschen, Leute, people Flippen out of ihrem Stübel Run to Kaufhof, Aldi, Mess Make Konsum and Business. Kaufen this and jenes Dings And the churchturmglocke rings! Manche holen sich a Tännchen When this brennt, they cry: „Attention! Rufen for the Feuerwehr: „Please come quick and Rescue here! Goes the Tännchen up in Rauch They are standing on the Schlauch In the kitchen of the house Mother makes the Christmasschmaus. She is working, schufting, bakes, hit is now her Yoghurtkeks. And the Opa says as tester: „We are killed bis zu Sylvester. Then he fills the last Glas Wein, yes this is the Christmastime. Day by day does so vergang, and the holy night does come. You can think, you can remember, this is immer in December. Then the childrenlein are coming Candle-wachs is abwärts running Bing of Crosby Christmas sings While the Towerglocke rings And the angles look so fine Well, this is the Weihnachtstime. Baby-eyes are big and rund, the familiy feels kerngesund, when unterm Baum is hocking really nothing can them shocking. They are happy, are so fine, this happens in Christmastime. The animals all in the house, the Hund the Katz, the bird, the mouse, are turning round the Weihnachtstree weil they find Kittekat an Schappi in the Geschenkkarton von Papi. The familiy begins to sing And wieder does a Glöckchen ring. Zum Song vom grünen Tannenbaum Die Tränen rennen down and down Bis the mother plötzlich flennt: „Die Gans im Ofen is verbrennt! because her nose is very fine wie jedes Jahr zur Christmastime. A nice Adventszeit and frohe Christmas

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A SURVIVAL GUIDE for Hong Kong! YER! You guys requested this! Long time no video! My bad! I have been settling in Hong Kong =DDD. This video is made based on real experiences of myself & my friends in Hong Kong although it is highly exaggerated =D. It is all for fun/jokes and hope it offends nobody. Im not trying to tease Chinese people. I am chinese myself ^_^ so I hope you all dont take this video seriously. For sure, I am having a blast in Hong Kong. Mini buses flying at 50kmph around corners and all. Kick ass chinese grannies and awesome food. Hong Kong is really a place everybody must visit. So please dont kick me out =) If you see a short chinese girl looking sickly form motion sickness on the train, its me ^_^. I need help. I have been in HK for a month and still don't know how to use the Hole on the Floor toilets. please tell me the correct way to use them. Holding in pees are not good for health ^_^ Yes, I can understand and speak Hakka aswell. I'm not ashamed. Without it, i won't be able to communicate with my grandma.

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